Welcome to Evaguay!
A world free from meddlers, vegetable eaters, Guardian
reading pompous fools and those who know best.
As an old fiend once said; 'Do what thy want shall be
the whole of the Law' and an even closer friend noted that 'Government
is
there to protect us from each other and not ourselves!'.
Evaguay's aim is to combine these philosophy's into a
place where
responsible Nihilism is not frowned upon and the self important
busy-bodies become the new
Guy Fawkes.
Please see below for more information on Evaguay and how
you can contribute to this New Jerusalem.
Location
Currently due to some 'legal issues' the location of
Evaguay cannot be openly shared, but please contact the 'tourism'
office for more information.
Evaguay has been criticised for being on the fascistic
side of life and admittedly there is a vein of truth to this fact. The
President, when forced, can be exceedingly vicious, but we hope in a
benign way.
What you do to yourselves here is your own business.
If
other people are involved and have consented then that is your and
their business.
'Activities' without the consent from the individuals
involved
or any fallout on others from you actions on uninterested parties will
invoke the
aforementioned viciousness mentioned above. So Fascists? - well - only
when deserved.
A list of hobbies, past-times activities and how Evaguay
feels about them is included below for you benefit;
- Speeding - Yep - just don't hit anyone.
- Drugs - yep, but please remember the bit about
consent.
- Guns - oh yes.
- Smoking - Yep.
- Self-harm - fine.
- Suicide - Cool with us.
- The 'Media' - Hmm not too keen and our citizens have
come here for a reason.
- Celebrities - Welcome but we do not care or even want
to know who you are.
- Pasts - As long as your misdemeanour's were not
committed here we do not care but transgress whilst enjoying our
hospitality is not looked on kindly.
- Certain previous 'activities' are not looked on
kindly in Evaguay. Although you are still welcome we strongly advise
you purchase 'single' for the duration of your stay.
On Evaguay
the system runs by having one vote for one man and that man is our most
beneficial President.
He does not like to interfere and resents having to get 'involved'.
Please Note: The Evaguay Constitution and
policies are
available to download and are in Adobe Acrobat Format.
Please visit www.adobe.com to download a
file reader if
you do not already have one.
We have policies on the following (well actually we
don't and in all probability never will as dross like this load of old
bunkem is precisely why Evaguay exists!):
It is of great importance to note that Evaguay is
not a democracy.
We hope your time in Evaguay will be a happy
and productive one. If you have any queries or if we can be of any
help, please contact a member of the committee at any time.
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